spotted today

[Tommo]

Pink chickens with blue spots, with no feathers but woolley instead. They were being milked by a umpa lumpa for some wonka chocolate. Anyone from here know them?

[V1 TME]

What the hell was you drinking last night!!!

I'll have some of that please :-)

[Jabberwocky]

have you been smoking goat poo again? :rudolf:

Yes, I see them a lot.
:muhaha:

[Tommo]

I see Tesco are stocking them, apperently there are regional variations to their colours and accents.The biggest problem is they are 7 feet tall and need to be milked 7 times a day. You can sign a wonka contract and willy will send a umpa lumpa by first class post to milk it, but he gets the milk at a reduced rate

Originally Posted by gimme6

I see Tesco are stocking them, apperently there are regional variations to their colours and accents.The biggest problem is they are 7 feet tall and need to be milked 7 times a day. You can sign a wonka contract and willy will send a umpa lumpa by first class post to milk it, but he gets the milk at a reduced rate

That's right I've seen them in Th'Asda in Bolton, those ones are 6'11'' and a greyish shade of pink with greyish blue spots on their grey drab skin, also they don't cluck like normal pink featherless spotted chickens either, they T'cluck and have to be milked 3 times every quarter hour. The Umpa Lumpa on the other hand is sent on UPS next day delivery (one of the reasons why I didn't buy one as I'm out at work and could not sign for him ) and has been fed black puddings from a small ump (as they're known when very young). This saves a fortune in chocolate in the long run.

[Tommo]

I phoned up the official uk ditributers of these super cowhens as there called and there should be a limited edition one coming out that will represent your country, we'll get a red,green and white one, and england will get a white one with red spots resembling a cross. As for the umpa lumpa's it became apperent that ours liked black pudding as soon as we opened his box which he had been in for 2 weeks (really cleared the nasel passage) but we have weaned him onto custard which is a little more easier on his delicate digestive tractand on our noses.
We got 611.76 litres from ours today!!!

[Tuppy]

Originally Posted by jibs

That's right I've seen them in Th'Asda in Bolton, those ones are 6'11'' and a greyish shade of pink with greyish blue spots on their grey drab skin, also they don't cluck like normal pink featherless spotted chickens either, they T'cluck and have to be milked 3 times every quarter hour. The Umpa Lumpa on the other hand is sent on UPS next day delivery (one of the reasons why I didn't buy one as I'm out at work and could not sign for him ) and has been fed black puddings from a small ump (as they're known when very young). This saves a fortune in chocolate in the long run.

that was me ya daft fooker in me sunday best :muhaha:

Originally Posted by gimme6

I phoned up the official uk ditributers of these super cowhens as there called and there should be a limited edition one coming out that will represent your country, we'll get a red,green and white one, and england will get a white one with red spots resembling a cross. As for the umpa lumpa's it became apperent that ours liked black pudding as soon as we opened his box which he had been in for 2 weeks (really cleared the nasel passage) but we have weaned him onto custard which is a little more easier on his delicate digestive tractand on our noses.
We got 611.76 litres from ours today!!!

Looks like I'll wait for the limited editions to arrive in the shops then. They'll proberly hold value better in the future, just like the TME, plus I'll be able to take a day from work to sign for the Umpa Lumpa.
611.76 litres! looks like you've got a good un there mate, it must have been run in well because I've heard that on average they will pump out 579.654 litres per day. Is your Umpa Lumpa wearing the milking mitts that were provided?

Originally Posted by Tuppy

that was me ya daft fooker in me sunday best :muhaha:

I did think that at first, but then remembered you're 6' 10''.
:muhaha: