spotted today

[Tommo]

Originally Posted by jibs

Looks like I'll wait for the limited editions to arrive in the shops then. They'll proberly hold value better in the future, just like the TME, plus I'll be able to take a day from work to sign for the Umpa Lumpa.
611.76 litres! looks like you've got a good un there mate, it must have been run in well because I've heard that on average they will pump out 579.654 litres per day. Is your Umpa Lumpa wearing the milking mitts that were provided?

The first mitt wore out as the savlon type cream that came with it ate the material, the version 3.2 mitt ernie (we named the umpa lumpa against the wishes of willy) uses is a synthetic fibre that protects his hands against the milk and is smooth and gentle to the 27 nipples on the cowhen. Once you umpa lumpa reaches 840 days of age ( he is then an old umpa lumpa known as a grumpa lumpa) he gets a milking stool to sit on untill he passes away at approx. 1003 days of age. Its really intresting to watch tbh. 8)

Originally Posted by gimme6

The first mitt wore out as the savlon type cream that came with it ate the material, the version 3.2 mitt ernie (we named the umpa lumpa against the wishes of willy) uses is a synthetic fibre that protects his hands against the milk and is smooth and gentle to the 27 nipples on the cowhen. Once you umpa lumpa reaches 840 days of age ( he is then an old umpa lumpa known as a grumpa lumpa) he gets a milking stool to sit on untill he passes away at approx. 1003 days of age. Its really intresting to watch tbh. 8)

Just a quick question mate, do you know of anyone who is modding Umpas around the North West? And who did you get to insure him because I've had some really silly quotes on modded Umpas in the last few days, I think it's because they're imported and parts like the mitts are still quite hard to get hold of.

[Tommo]

Originally Posted by jibs

Just a quick question mate, do you know of anyone who is modding Umpas around the North West? And who did you get to insure him because I've had some really silly quotes on modded Umpas in the last few days, I think it's because they're imported and parts like the mitts are still quite hard to get hold of.

We dont know anyone who will actually touch a umpa, we imported all the parts ourselves and fitted the using a Haynes manual.
Insurance wise we origionally put him on the same policy as the dog, but once he was modded we moved to x-plan insurance and got a free milk bucket as well

[kennyp]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

have i just walked into a freek show nightmare?????

or is this sum, sort of wierd umpa lumpa clan super highway internet chat room im looking at??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Jabberwocky]

Kenny

Here is the link to that laptop you wanted to get

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