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Old 03-28-2006, 03:11 AM
shepster shepster is offline
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Q & A

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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Old 03-28-2006, 04:10 AM
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:03 AM
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where do u get all theis jokes from
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Old 03-28-2006, 07:20 AM
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:53 AM
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265 bhp 232 lb of torque......201.6 bhp atw....
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Old 03-28-2006, 11:00 AM
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number 5 soooo true and a quote from my favourite commedian
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