new store

[shepster]

New Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York
City where women can go to choose a husband.

As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the store
operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to the store and
the attributes of the men increase as ascend the flights.

There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down
except to exit the building!

So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband. On the 1st
floor a sign reads: Floor 1 these men have jobs.

She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 these men have
jobs and love kids.

She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 these
men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking!

"Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. On the 4th floor a
sign reads: Floor 4 these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"

Still she goes to the 5th Floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 these men have
jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, helps with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but goes on to the 6th floor and a sign
reads: You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.

A new wives store has opened across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.

The 2nd has wives who enjoy sex and have money.

The 3rd thru 6th floor have never been visited

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