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03-27-2006, 03:44 PM
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Jigsaw
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. None of the pieces fit together"
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? " The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box then turns to her and says: - "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger," He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosties back in the box." 
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#3
03-27-2006, 05:36 PM
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Don't steal.....The Government doesn't like competition! built buy CPP, upgraded by myself and NR Autosport, tuned by NR Autosport.
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03-27-2006, 05:37 PM
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03-27-2006, 05:59 PM
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03-27-2006, 06:08 PM
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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