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#1
03-27-2006, 12:01 AM
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How to speak essex
1. Excuse me sir
Oy yoooo kaaaant 2. Could you direct me to the town centre please? Weeza faakin taaahn? 3. Oh my gosh, what is that over there? Wu faakssat? 4. My boy/girlfriend has got a flash expensive car! Me luvaz got un x r free I innit! 5. I don't like you much/you are probably my best friend! Yu faakin kaaaant! 6. Can I please have one of your cigarettes, as I've run out?! Gissaa faaaag?! 7. And the point you are trying to make is? An' wot? 8. The cost of that is one pound! Paand, maate!!! 9. Come over here and sit quietly, sweet child! Oy, Kylee-Billee-Jo-Anisha-Bob, git ova ear an sidaaaan yu leeeal kaant, afor I faakin slapyas 
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#2
03-27-2006, 06:50 AM
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Don't steal.....The Government doesn't like competition! built buy CPP, upgraded by myself and NR Autosport, tuned by NR Autosport.
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#4
03-27-2006, 08:41 AM
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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#5
03-27-2006, 09:22 AM
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Number 4 is Kennyp's car
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 The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! Other Places you might find me, here or here
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#6
03-27-2006, 09:27 AM
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:muhaha: :muhaha:
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#7
03-27-2006, 10:22 AM
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:muhaha:
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#9
03-27-2006, 12:51 PM
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