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#1
03-22-2006, 12:21 PM
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Buisness Lesson
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a £1000 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for £2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... She said "The bastard used coins" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and then getting screwed 
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03-22-2006, 12:23 PM
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03-22-2006, 12:26 PM
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03-22-2006, 12:32 PM
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03-22-2006, 01:04 PM
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03-22-2006, 04:31 PM
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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