The Punk Rocker and a Nun

[shepster]

A Punk Rocker and a Nun are the only two people on the top deck of a bus. The Punk Rocker starts hassling the Nun.
'Your pretty, oh I could DO you!!'
The bus conductor drags him downstairs saying;
'Leave her alone, that is a good clean woman...........but I'll give you a tip, she worships the Holy Ghost, every Friday night she goes to the grave yard and prays to the Holy Ghost. That's a tip for you, just leave her alone on my BUS!!'
The following Friday the Punk Rocker throws a sheet over his head and goes into the grave yard. There she was kneeling in front of the graves, praying to the Holy Ghost. The Punk Rocker steps behind her and says;
'I am the Holy Ghost.....I am the Holy Ghost'
The nun says;
'Oh Holy Ghost, I have been praying to meet you all my life........and now your here it's the wrong time of the month!! You'll have to go up the back!!'
So he did. When he had finished, he threw off his sheet and said;
'HA HA, Punk Rocker!!'
The Nun threw off her habit and said;
'HA HA, bus conductor!!'

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[Tommo]

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