Hell!

[shepster]

A man dies and finds himself in hell. He's wallowing in despair when the Devil comes along says,'Cheer up. Its not so bad.We have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?''Sure,' replies the man. 'I love to drink.''Well, you're gonna love Mondays,' says the Devil. 'On Mondays all we do is drink. Beer, whisky, wine, as much as you want. Say, are you a smoker?' 'You better believe it!' says the man. 'Then you're gonna love Tuesdays,' replies the Devil. 'We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. I bet you like to gamble, don't you?' 'Why yes,' replies the man. 'Wesnesdays you can gamble all you want,' says the Devil. 'Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, whatever you like. Hey you into drugs?' 'I love drugs!' says the man. 'Well, Thursday is drug day,' say the Devil. 'You can do all the drugs you want!' 'Wow,' says the man. 'I never realised Hell was such a cool place!' The Devil says,'Say, and i'll bet you're gay too, aren't you?' 'No' replies the man. 'Ouch,' replies the Devil. 'Then you're gonna hate Fridays.'