Something for the weekend

An older, white haired man walked into a
jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweler he was
looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a 5,000 pound ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand,
I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his
special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only 40,000 pound," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole
body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it"

The jeweler asked how payment would be made
and the old man stated, by cheque.
" I know you need to make sure my cheque is good,
so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up
Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning,
a very pi**d-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man,
"but you can imagine the weekend I had!!!"

[kennyp]

dirty old man

Nice one