The French Paratrooper

[dave evo 2]

The French Paratrooper:
> >
> > Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
> >
> > After the first day they met up in the bar.
> >
> > "Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing? "
> >
> > "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day! Terrible!
> >
> > At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant.'E dragged me
> out
> > of bed and on to ze parade ground."
> >
> > "And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
> >
> > "I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle
> > platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jump!".
> >
> > "And did you jump?" asks his mate.
> >
> > "I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five
> > feet.It is beneass my dignity."
> >
> > "And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
> >
> > "Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground,
> > and 'e said "Jump!".
> >
> > "And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
> >
> > "I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my
> > dignity to jump ten feet."
> >
> > "What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
> >
> > "Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
> > parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e
> > said: "If you do not jump, I am going to stick zis right up your burm."
> >
> > "Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jump?"
> >
> > "A leetle, at ze beginning."


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Dave

[E3GSR]

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neil

[Briggsy]

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