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02-21-2006, 12:18 AM
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German kinky Joke
.VERY KINKY JOKE!
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, "I vish to buy sex vit you." "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her elbows and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She find this odd, but it's harmless, and after all the guy is paying well. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, where did you learn how to do that?" "Ah," says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
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While Some People Sleep and Dream of Worthy Accomplishments,Others Stay Awake and Do Them!! "" 777 cos i can be Nastier than the Devil "" 
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#2
02-21-2006, 12:22 AM
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Mate that is stunning!!!!
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#3
02-21-2006, 02:03 AM
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Nice one
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#5
02-21-2006, 08:03 AM
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Nice 1 Wayne ! . . . . . . . . Where did you get all those points from ????? 
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Definition of mixed feelings...........seeing your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your evo !!!!
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#6
02-21-2006, 09:11 AM
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#7
02-21-2006, 09:46 AM
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An evo aint just for Xmas, Its for life :-) Drive it like you stole it! "God gave us children so we could have roses in december!!!!!" I Will Be Home Full Time In September :-) Come On
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#8
02-21-2006, 10:27 AM
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#9
02-21-2006, 10:29 AM
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