"Can I have some Irish Sausages please?"

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"Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F***ing Homebase

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