voodoo dildo

[j30l]

a horny husband and wife are happy married. the husband has to go on a buisness meeting. but he's scared that his misses is gonna cheat on him because hes going for about a month. he goes to his local sex shop. looks at all the dildos, vibrators and anything else that can please a women. scratching his head walks over to the shop assistant and says "im looking for something special for the wife while im away?" the shop assistant pulls out a wooden box, says to the man "i've got the perfect thing, its a voodoo dildo." opening the box reveals a dildo and a riped piece of paper with writing on. "ill show u a demonstration. voodoo dildo in key hole" the dildo floats across the room and starts to hump the key hole in the door. the husband is amazed and says ill take it. the shop assistant says "voodoo dildo back in box" and it floats back across the room back in the box. later that day the husbands back at home, just about to set off on his travels. says to his wife "i love u but i know u so if u think of cheating just open the box" passing the box then leaves. acouple of day later the wife is so horny . she is even thinking of cheating with the milk man. she thinks to her self NO im staying faithful. opens the box and see's the dildo and the riped piece of paper which reads voodoo dildo then a ? and thats it. so she says out load "voodoo dildo in my pussy". it starts giving her the best orgasams she has ever had, then another and another. it starts to hurt now so trys to pulling it out. wont come out. trys pliers still wont come out so she thinks im gonna have to go to the hospital. gets in the car starts driving has another orgasam. swerving all over the road. a copper pulls her over walks over to the car and says to the lady, "will u step in the back of the squad car." she does and has another orgasam wobbling all over. the copper says" right im gonna give u a breathe test because i think u have been drinking." she accepts and gives the breathe test. comes back negatve. the copper says "so y were u swerving all over the road." the wife replies "ur not oing to believe me but, ive got a voodoo dildo in may pussy" the copper says" voodoo dildo my arse! :-)

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Now that's funny!!

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