Scots lonely hearts

Particuarly like the last one!


Real ads from the lonely-hearts column.


Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old
and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably
South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners
and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own
car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08


Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride.
Anything considered. Box06/03


Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex
addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club
and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in
the morning. Box 73/82.


Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by
longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman,
if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of
hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

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Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed
and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive,
wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87


Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy
walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells
and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic
dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we
bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's
beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box
12/32


Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage.
Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and
accompanying me to office social functions. References
required. No timewasters. Box 23/45

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Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old ba$tard living in a
damp cottage in the ar$e end of Orkney seeks
attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box
40/27


Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded
lady for wining and dining, good conversation,
dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a
pale moon. Box 52/07


Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss
wrangler competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill,
in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not
afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking
and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
Box 30/41


Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm
and 11.30pm

[Jabberwocky]

how di I reply to 30/41?

I like this one

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old ba$tard living in a
damp cottage in the ar$e end of Orkney seeks
attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box
40/27

[shepster]

FPMSL

[kittens]

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Originally Posted by paulpicks21

I like this one

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old ba$tard living in a
damp cottage in the ar$e end of Orkney seeks
attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box
40/27

At least he is honest

[Briggsy]

[mad monk]

[Karl3]