Blowjobs and Bullfrogs

A woman went into a store to
buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but
she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large
bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!
"Blow jobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them
this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,
and, if proven true, no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her
husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious
banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find
her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

[E3GSR]

neil gets coat and heads off to pet shop

class m8 pure class

neil

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Brilliant :muhaha:

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