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#1
02-19-2006, 06:24 PM
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joke
20 scousers arrive in heaven where they are greeted by St. Peter at the Holy Gates. St. Peter goes to talk to God, "We've got 20 scousers here that want to enter Heaven". God replies, "We've only got room for 5 of them so they're gonna have to sort out between themselves who gets to come in." So off St. Peter goes to break the news.
A couple of minutes later St. Peter returns. "They've gone" "What? All 20 of them?" replies God. "No, the Holy Gates" :muhaha: :muhaha:
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#2
02-19-2006, 06:26 PM
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another :muhaha:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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i give up fook it
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02-19-2006, 06:42 PM
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#4
02-19-2006, 07:12 PM
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Like it Tup
(You still waiting for me to pick you up btw???  )
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#6
02-19-2006, 07:21 PM
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A bloke drives past a butchers one day, out side is a sign reading "Meat pies 50 pence, hand jobs £1"
Bloke pulls over and walks into the butchers where he is met by a beautiful girl behind the counter! Bloke asks "are you the one giving out hand jobs for a £1?" "Yes" she replies. "Well wash your F*ckin hands, i want a meat pie!!"
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#8
02-19-2006, 07:24 PM
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Nice one Mat
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