funny pet joke

[kennyp]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner
that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
the pub to have a
drink.

S o he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go down The
Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked
him
again,
How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend
and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He
decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up
against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!
Would you like to
go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"




Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!






A little voice came out of the box:...........









(WAIT FOR IT)...........









"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing
shoes on." :shock: :shock: :shock:

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

pmsl

Nice one Kenny

[shepster]

:muhaha: :muhaha:

[kittens]

m xxx

[Briggsy]

[Karl3]