10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work

[Tommo]

10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work

1. ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''

2. ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''

3. ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''

4. ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''

5. ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''

6. ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''

7. ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''

8. ''The coffee machine is broken...''

9. ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''

10. ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''

[Tuppy]

mmmm 6 and 10 may just work :muhaha:

Personally, i never sleep at work :muhaha:

I'm always on here

[Firestarter]

my contribution:

fuk of you american twot, I was not sleeping, do you want a fight you fat bastid :woohoo:

[mad monk]

You forgot to add number 11 which is the one i always use which is::== i own the shop which makes me the boss and if i want to sleep i will sleep

[user2178]

I dont need a excuse, i just fall asleep when i feel like it. #
Just wish i could explain how easy my job is.