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11-24-2005, 02:45 PM
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Joke for the day
A driver was stopped by a policeman for speeding.
When asked for his occupation by the PC, the man replied 'Rectum Stretcher, officer' 'What the fcuk is a rectum stretcher' asks the officer? 'Well' says the man, ' You put 1 finger in, then 2, then a hand etc, and keep going until it's about 6ft wide' :shock: To which the officer replies in utter shock, 'What the fcuk do you do with a 6ft arsehole??' :???: 'Give it a uniform and a speed gun, sir'  
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#2
11-24-2005, 03:24 PM
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11-24-2005, 05:55 PM
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#5
11-24-2005, 07:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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11-24-2005, 08:10 PM
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#9
11-25-2005, 10:15 AM
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Re: Joke for the day
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#10
11-25-2005, 11:40 AM
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Nice one babes
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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