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kittens · #1 11-09-2005, 05:32 PM

on Little Britains web site and i thought i would share them with you, enjoy :muhaha:

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kittens · #2 11-09-2005, 05:35 PM

The famous British Swans are in fact Flamingos which have lost their legs in road trafiic accidents. They are painted white, fitted with small motors and placed in lakes and ponds.

Britain was discovered in 1969 when Neil Armstrong spotted it from the moon.

kittens · #3 11-09-2005, 05:38 PM

Cats are actually dogs in fancy dress.

In the Northern town of Houghton-le-Spring it is illegal to throw souffle at guinea pigs on the 3rd Sunday of the month.

Wales was built by a farmer from shrewsbury in 1883.

Scotland was supposed to be called Wales, but it was found that the name had already been taken.

Cricket is an ancient English martial art.

kittens · #4 11-09-2005, 05:39 PM

In Britain, on the 31st of February, it is traditional to steal garden furniture from your next-door neighbour.

Cornwall was added onto Britain in 1923 to make it a more attractive shape.

kittens · #5 11-09-2005, 05:59 PM

For health reasons, doughnuts contain no nuts.

Whales don't speak Welsh.

97% of Britons like football. Matches are exiting to watch and only cost 12p a box.

It is illegal to mouth the word 'Bob' to fish in Sea-Life Centres.

The Hairs on a Gooseberry stop it from being a grape.

A Beagle is only a second-rate Eagle that can't fly.

(one for Baz

) "Smith" is a common British name, but few know it derives from the Latin "Smitive", which translates as 'To lick poultry'.

In the county of Chavshire it's considered improper to be seen in public without a burberry hat.