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11-08-2005, 10:05 PM
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spiders
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in England, BUT we're not having any of that shit in Wales" 
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#2
11-08-2005, 10:11 PM
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 A wee cracker 
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#4
11-08-2005, 10:13 PM
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#6
11-09-2005, 10:37 PM
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pmsl
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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#7
11-09-2005, 10:54 PM
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virgin vie comestics, skin care and jewellery coming soon 
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#8
11-10-2005, 10:11 AM
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#9
11-10-2005, 10:26 AM
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An evo aint just for Xmas, Its for life :-) Drive it like you stole it! "God gave us children so we could have roses in december!!!!!" I Will Be Home Full Time In September :-) Come On
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#10
11-13-2005, 01:16 AM
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