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Old 11-08-2005, 09:05 PM
E3GSR E3GSR is offline
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dirty mind quiz

dont know if youve seen it before but here we go

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10.(last name)
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:08 PM
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:muhaha: very good pmsl
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:10 PM
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:muhaha: nice one :muhaha:

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Old 11-09-2005, 09:28 AM
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8) 8) 8)
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:31 AM
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Nice one
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Old 11-09-2005, 01:12 PM
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Brilliant :muhaha:
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