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Old 11-08-2005, 07:25 PM
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Tuesday's tickle... My first Condom

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman
behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one I
honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store.
It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse &
removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:33 PM
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:36 PM
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like it

m xxx
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:57 PM
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Absolutely brilliant
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:08 PM
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nice one yeo
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:28 AM
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:woohoo: :woohoo: csa calling
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:34 AM
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Old 11-09-2005, 01:06 PM
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Quality.

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Old 11-09-2005, 02:19 PM
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...THat's a good one!
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