Joke

ESCAPED CONVICT




ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ* A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15years.

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ* He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.ÂÂÂ*Inside, he finds a

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him a chair.


ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets ontop of

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Look at his clothes!ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*He's probably

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*I saw how he kissed

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* your neck.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*This guy is obviously very dangerous.

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*
ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* Be strong, honey.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ* I love you!"




ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ* He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*Â ÂÂ* Be strong honey.ÂÂÂ*ÂÂÂ*I love you, too.

Nice one jibs

[kittens]

:bumboys:

m xxx

[kennyp]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: the husband