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11-02-2005, 12:30 PM
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joke for ya lol
Frank had died and, naturally, wound up in Hell.
He was met by the Devil and was told that Hell was now a "kinder and gentler" place. Each person was offered three choices of torture. The devil explained that these tortures ran in a thousand year cycle and you could pick which cycle to begin with. Frank went with the Devil down the hall where Jon was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. Frank told the Devil he'd "pass" on that one. On down the hall to where Brian was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Frank shook his head over this one, too. Finally, there was Joseph, strapped to the wall, naked as a jaybird. A very gorgeous woman was performing oral sex upon him. Frank said, "Yes, yes, this is where I want to start." The Devil said, "You sure? This lasts for a thousand years, you know." "Yes, I'm sure. This is the place." "OK," said the Devil. He walked to the beautiful blonde, tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Your replacement's here."
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11-02-2005, 12:54 PM
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Brilliant :muhaha:
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha:
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