JOKE TIME

[kurgen]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so
he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days
later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right
as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his
disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he
received another parcel.

Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will
really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the
company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to
his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days
later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying
letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of
Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse
and go as a f***ing toffee apple.


dave

[Tuppy]

very good dave

[maw!]

:thumbsup!:

Good one!