Urgent advice

[E3GSR]

Help I think Neil is going to burn the house down.

He decided that it was a bit cold and he wanted to light the fire.

The only slight problem was we have no coal.

So neil in his ultimate wisdom has just put a bag of charcoal onto of some logs.

It's now sparking like hell.

And all he is doing is throwing more on it and poking it

[E3GSR]

Please give him some ideas to entertain himself.

So I don't need the services of the firebrigade

[Tuppy]

chuck some lighter fuel on it too or some optimax

[Firestarter]

hey............... that's my job :twisted:

[E3GSR]

Neil said now don't you go double dog daring him.

I ment to take his mind away from the fire.

I am melting here it's toooooo hot.

[Tuppy]

ooops sorry tell him the car is dirty :muhaha:

[E3GSR]

If I tell him that he will say.

Well you are the one who has been driving it all week so you clean it.

any more suggestions.

Oh by the way the car is hanging. Got cow muck all up the sides.

bonjour ...

charcoal .....

id have got the sausages , burgers , pork chops , ribs , out

and had a indoor barbie ....

ok ... he might burn down the house .... but @ least you would'nt starve

and look on the bright side ....

you could , have invited a few neigbours a round... to watch ..

[kurgen]

Looks very homley mate :-) The sparks are because the wood is damp. You just need a billycan over it now to make a brew with :muhaha:
dave

[E3GSR]

the sparks were the bits of bbq charcoal that had broken off in the bag lol.couldnt find my lighter fluid and i had had a couple of bifters so couldnt drive to the garage for optimax wasnt walking the garage is about 5 miles away.but i found some 2 stroke mix in the garage today so i might be having another go later .if it does go up properly the neighbours will soon know about it form the sirens,and they can bring their own feckin sausages lol.also just looked for my billycan and cant find it i think the boy scout i nicked it off has repossesed it the tw@.