Joke

[kurgen]

a young man called peter invited his mother for dinner. during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
peter's flatmate was. she had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this only made her more curious.

over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between peter and his flatmate than
met the eye.

reading his mum's thoughts, peter volunteered, "i know what you must be
thinking, but i assure you, simon & i are just flatmates".

about a week later, simon came to peter saying, "ever since your mother
came to dinner, i've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
suppose she took it do you?" "well, i doubt it, but i'll e-mail her just
to be sure," said peter,

so he sat down and wrote:
dear mother, i'm not saying that you "did" take the frying pan from my
house, i'm not saying that you "did not" take the frying pan, but the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner. love peter

several days later, peter received an e-mail from his mother which read:

dear son, i'm not saying that you "do" sleep with simon, and i'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with simon, but the fact remains that if
he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by
now. love mum

lesson of the day: don't ever lie to your mother (she always,always
finds out!)

dave!

[Firestarter]

jeez, am I glad I don't have a mum like yours Dave