JOKE!! JOKE!!!

[kurgen]

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er . How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit, says the Irishman
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I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
dave :muhaha: :muhaha:

[Tuppy]

wheres the joke then instead of this welsh babble :muhaha:




















only joshing dave not bad

[kurgen]

Well!! I'm cut to the quick :???:
dave :muhaha:

[kurgen]

Bloody hell Tupps! Do you never go to work or what?
dave :twisted:

[Tuppy]

not til next week fella

Nice one Dave

[kurgen]

not till next week fella

Bloody more time off than santa claus you have
dave

[user515]

Nice one Dave, I'll use that in the pub tonight...

[kurgen]

Nice one Dave, I'll use that in the pub tonight..

lucky bugger!! I'm working tonight, and tomorrow night
dave

[PETERWOLDS]

nice one dave
peter