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What's going on??
I disappear for a few weeks, come back, and it's all change! :shock:
This has been a complete shock to the system. I must get back into the swing of things asap! :headbang: Ps - I just love this smilie!!
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What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover. What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week. What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends. What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends. What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62): 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend. What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet.. |
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i think i will give you a ring when you are 82 bunny i was so close at 72
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:shock:
dont think i have much chance then
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back bunny :inlove: |
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Oh Tuppy, you do make me laugh
Ps - I didn't make the list up, I'm only 26 Thanks Ian :kissing: you sweetie! |
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back Bunny babes,That list has made me chuckle so good to have you bck hun :kissing:
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Thanks Tina
![]() My time on here may be limited though - Baz will be back soon, elbowing me out the way Due to his 101 businesses he lives on the pc. I'm just waiting for him to sort my laptop out so I can get on here too ![]() :muhaha: |
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Quote:
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha: |
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back bunny glad you like the new smily 2
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An evo aint just for Xmas, Its for life :-) Drive it like you stole it! "God gave us children so we could have roses in december!!!!!" I Will Be Home Full Time In September :-) Come On |
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