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Another shag on the horizon...
Despite my better instincts, women are a damned awkward nuisance sometimes, I have just finished chatting up a wonderful piece of ahse called Theresa, we are set for a date on this coming Wednesday, pretty as a picture, could lose a couple of pounds but a good fvcking will sort that...
See, date me and you too can lose pounds... I hope you're reading this Faye, you could do with losing a bit of excess... Anyway, wish me luck... face slapped or face fvcked, you will all be the first to know... PS, been drinking on acount of yet another successful pull, jeez, I'm good! Off to get properly drunk now. |
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bloody hell V you def know how to put a girl down! i'd rather not be some annorexic idiot thank you very much! hw you pull any one is beyond me! that comment was way out of order
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I don't think he means it Faye love!
dave If he does then he's a bigger to**er than I thought
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Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but instead, to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil shouting " GERONIMO " :muhaha: |
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Good old V.. Straight to the point!
Faye - You get to love V-Bird :muhaha: |
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Like the pox (joke V)
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darling v bird
Ian my dear you have hit the nail on the head, slap her ride her and be done. Theres many a slappo to be found
yours lovingly the leg woman
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Re: Another shag on the horizon...
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Faye, that ain't no put down, it's called 'knock-about', anyway I really don't like thin women at all, give me a voluptuous piece any day of the week...
Julie babes, some here just don't understand what a smooth little charmer I am in reality... a proper little 'touchy-feely' kinda guy. |
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beware the willy munchers V or you could lose a packet
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