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Old 04-22-2005, 08:02 PM
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Another shag on the horizon...

Despite my better instincts, women are a damned awkward nuisance sometimes, I have just finished chatting up a wonderful piece of ahse called Theresa, we are set for a date on this coming Wednesday, pretty as a picture, could lose a couple of pounds but a good fvcking will sort that...

See, date me and you too can lose pounds... I hope you're reading this Faye, you could do with losing a bit of excess...

Anyway, wish me luck... face slapped or face fvcked, you will all be the first to know...

PS, been drinking on acount of yet another successful pull, jeez, I'm good!

Off to get properly drunk now.
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Old 04-22-2005, 08:05 PM
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bloody hell V you def know how to put a girl down! i'd rather not be some annorexic idiot thank you very much! hw you pull any one is beyond me! that comment was way out of order
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Old 04-22-2005, 08:09 PM
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I don't think he means it Faye love!
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If he does then he's a bigger to**er than I thought
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Old 04-22-2005, 08:20 PM
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bloody hell V you def know how to put a girl down! i'd rather not be some annorexic idiot thank you very much! hw you pull any one is beyond me! that comment was way out of order
Faye love just ignore him, you'll get used to our dear V in time hun
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:35 PM
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Good old V.. Straight to the point!

Faye - You get to love V-Bird :muhaha:
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:36 PM
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Like the pox (joke V)
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:49 PM
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darling v bird

Ian my dear you have hit the nail on the head, slap her ride her and be done. Theres many a slappo to be found yours lovingly the leg woman
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Old 04-23-2005, 09:00 PM
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Re: Another shag on the horizon...

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Despite my better instincts, women are a damned awkward nuisance sometimes, I have just finished chatting up a wonderful piece of ahse called Theresa, we are set for a date on this coming Wednesday, pretty as a picture, could lose a couple of pounds but a good fvcking will sort that...

See, date me and you too can lose pounds... I hope you're reading this Faye, you could do with losing a bit of excess...

Anyway, wish me luck... face slapped or face fvcked, you will all be the first to know...

PS, been drinking on acount of yet another successful pull, jeez, I'm good!

Off to get properly drunk now.
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:56 PM
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Faye, that ain't no put down, it's called 'knock-about', anyway I really don't like thin women at all, give me a voluptuous piece any day of the week...

Julie babes, some here just don't understand what a smooth little charmer I am in reality... a proper little 'touchy-feely' kinda guy.
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:52 AM
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beware the willy munchers V or you could lose a packet
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