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Birthday
What can my wife buy me for my birthday in 2 weeks time? I thought clear indies and repeaters! any idea's please
dave
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i read "indies" as undies then mate thought you had some battle damage
how about a week at a brothel 8)
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Eh! mate the way I go at it, it would be a holiday in a brothel :shock: :shock: dave
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get her some nice smellies in a box from Debenhams they do nice Allure by Chanel is nice but if you iz a skinflint they do anais anias which is floral and femminine
and if u wink at the bird over the counter they will probably gift wrap it...or give u a black eye
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How about she buys you one of these Dave
I'm sure you'd enjoy getting the the use it generates
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Cool!!!!!!
:shock: My ex girlfriend was a nurse.... |
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