Pie eaters

[kurgen]

Pie Eaters

A man in the Blackpool branch of Tesco tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young fresh produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says
he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,

"Some arsehole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind
him, so he added,

"And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager
approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy,
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation
earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from,
son?"

"Wigan, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Wigan?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but ugly slappers and rugby players
there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Wigan."

"No feck" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

dave

[Tuppy]

pure class mate

Quality as usual Dave

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

Nice one Dave

[user860]

wait till me wigan wife reads this

[user630]

[evo mattvi]

Great

holy sh1 t,your in fer it now mate!
she went bananas! :shock:
BTW,all the rugby players are ugly,but some of the slappers are ok