Fao Ianoc ;)

Subject: IRISH FANCY DRESS

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> A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to
come as
> different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the
> first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy
covered
> in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He
says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant,
come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
wrapped around her most intimate parts.He says to this woman "Wow, great
outfit, what emotion have you come as?

* "She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come
on in and join the party. A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes
for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes,
Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of
custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really
shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get
arrested standing like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow
what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn
discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair"

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

Absolutely fantastic!

[Tuppy]

[user630]

love it!!!!