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gods answer!!!
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
> went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward > is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." > > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out > with God." > > > > St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God > recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented > motorcycles, eh?!" > > Arthur said, " Ah, Yes sir, that's me..." > > > God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's > pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" > > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me sir, but > aren't you the inventor of woman???" > > > God said, "Ah, yes." > > > "Well sir," said Arthur, "professional to professional, I think you have > some major design flaws in your invention: > > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion; > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; > 3. Most of the rear! ends are too soft and wobble too much; > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; > 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!" > > > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." > > God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited > for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. > > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but > according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours..." dave
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PMSL Absolutely brilliant
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I like it! 8)
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Love it Dave, good find
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