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Old 01-26-2005, 01:02 PM
kurgen kurgen is offline
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gods answer!!!

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
> went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
> such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
> is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
> with God."
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>
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> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
> recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
> motorcycles, eh?!"
>
> Arthur said, " Ah, Yes sir, that's me..."
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>
> God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
> pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
road?!"
>
>
> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me sir, but
> aren't you the inventor of woman???"
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>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
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> "Well sir," said Arthur, "professional to professional, I think you have
> some major design flaws in your invention:
>
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> 3. Most of the rear! ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
>
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
> for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
>
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but
> according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours..."
dave
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Old 01-26-2005, 03:02 PM
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PMSL Absolutely brilliant

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Old 01-26-2005, 03:16 PM
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:12 PM
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I like it! 8)
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:15 PM
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Love it Dave, good find
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