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Old 06-11-2007, 10:21 PM
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beach
man laying on the beach with no arms or legs sunbathing
3 lovely ladys walking past
the 1st lady stops and asks the man if he ever had a hug
he replies no so she bent down and huged him
the 2nd lady stops asks him if he ever ben kissed
he replies no so she bent down and kissed him
the 3rd lady stoped and asked if he ever been f*****d before
he replies no
you will be when the tied comes in she says and walks of
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:45 PM
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Old 06-17-2007, 12:33 AM
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