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farmer
A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They
couldn't
do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk
home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he
now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who
told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my
farm
is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry
this
lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket.
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and
proceeded
to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll
be there in no time."
The little old lady looked at him cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
widow
without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
have
your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold
you
up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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