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Old 06-05-2007, 09:54 PM
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hung chow

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."


The boss says,
"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that."


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got
nice
house."
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:19 PM
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:18 PM
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YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT FIRST EVO RUSH !!! LIVE LONG & PARTY !!!

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Old 06-06-2007, 01:32 PM
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Brilliant!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:15 PM
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265 bhp 232 lb of torque......201.6 bhp atw....
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:05 PM
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Saw it coming but 'V' Good. :-) :-)
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Now water can *flow* or it can *crash*!
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