Whats the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

Just wondered, you guys seem to have so many stories to tell. Just thought that you are all bound to have an embarrassing moment lurking somewhere in the past! :shock: ops:

So come on, please do share them with us!

[user881]

A few months ago I was away working in Scarborough for the week, and did the traditional working away thing of going out on the beer

at precisely 3:10 in the morning I woke up wanting a pee, but the room I was in didnt have an en-suite, it did however have its own private bathroom next door.

so off I goes to the loo, early hours of the morning with no one about I thought I needn't bother putting anything on.

just as I got out of my room & the door closed I thought "Oh Crap"

the door shut (latch type) and I was naked in a hotel with no key to my room

after I'd been to the loo, I went downstairs to reception (still naked) and started rooting through all the drawers to try and find a spare key, but had no luck..

the dilemma was, do I wake the owners and hope that the bloke & not his wife comes up or do I break the room door in ...Hmm

so I decided to wake the owners and take a chance. Luckily it was the bloke who answered my call, after looking me up & down and laughing to himself ,he let me back in the room

Next morning as I went downstairs to get picked up for work I noticed there was a small camera above the reception desk . Guess what happened to the video ???

well everyone at work saw me crawling around naked under the reception desk

Embarrassed...... you've no idea !

ladies at work seemed to like it though

I have a few.. At the time they weren't as embarrising but looking back..

Story 1

I always hated shopping. Mum always uses to drag me round the shopping center on a Saturday. And I was always bored within minutes.

One weekend I really had had enough so I decided to pull my trousers and underwear down in the middle of the shopping center!!!

I think she got the message and took me home!!!

Story 2

This is by far the worst..

I was at my uncle wedding reception, I must have been like 5 or 6.

I went to use the toilet but went into the changing rooms..
I couldn't find a toilet but saw something that could have done the trick, a shower!

After having a piss in this shower I thought "where is the flusher?". So I pulled the only cord there was, but that activated the shower!!!

After turning off the shower I was soaked through! Mum and Dad are gonna kill me!

There wasn't a hand dryer in sight so I used toilet roll.. Big mistake, covered in tiny pieces of pink toilet roll..

Dad came in looking for me after 10 or 15 mins and had to take me home to get changed.

Story 3

Another wedding story.. At mums work mates wedding.. The vicar had just started his "we are gathered here today" and just as he stopped I said to my mum "is that it? can we go now?" and of course the entire church heard

Nightmare child? Me? Never!

@ Madgrip..

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

Madgrip, thats a really funny one! :shock: My sides are aching

Bazza with your track record of wedding reception mishaps then, whats it gonna be like when you get wed? :shock: (Can i come with the video camera Pleeeeasee!!!)

[user745]

mads that was a belly jerker

ooh let me think of one :!:

[user886]

Walking down a Paris street with my family (I was about 7 at the time) and behind us came one of those street sweeper machines, everyone went towards the curb to get out of the way but I ran under a half curtain and into a shop. Waited for it to pass and then came back out to find everyone wetting themselves laughing as I had gone into a sex shop! :shock: Didnt see what the funny side was (only 7 dont forget) and started crying! :cryin:

Wasnt that embarrassing but the fact that my whole family always bring it up at Christmas etc, is! ops:

Family tend to do that..

[dral]

Originally Posted by bazza

I have a few.. At the time they weren't as embarrising but looking back..

Story 1

I always hated shopping. Mum always uses to drag me round the shopping center on a Saturday. And I was always bored within minutes.

One weekend I really had had enough so I decided to pull my trousers and underwear down in the middle of the shopping center!!!

I think she got the message and took me home!!!

So that's what all commotion was last weekend at the white rose.

- Git..