made me laugh thought id share it !!!!

[swampylancer]

The Silent Treatment
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>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
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>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
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>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
>see why his wife hadn't warned him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
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>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
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>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
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> neither of them wanted to concede their position.
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>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
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>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
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> "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
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> WOMEN'S REVENGE
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> "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
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>As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
>"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
>"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
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>and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
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>(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
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>I know I'm not going to understand women.
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>I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
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>pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
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>and still be afraid of a spider.
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>W O R D S
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> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
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>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
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>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
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> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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>CREATION
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>A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
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>so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
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>" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
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>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
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>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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>WHO DOES WHAT
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>A man and his wife were having an argument about who
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>should brew the coffee each morning.
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>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
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>and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
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> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
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>you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
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>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
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>that the man should do the coffee."
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>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
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>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
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>and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
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> God may have created man before woman,
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>but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[Karl3]

Class :muhaha: