Brings tears to a girls eyes!

[Ralliart_040]

A family member is a HR manager in the civil service and part of her job involves visiting prisons.

She has not been in the job long so has only had her first prsion visit last week, to a womens prison.

As she was being shown around by the governeress she was told "they are very quiet today, they must have had a recent delivery of heroin".

So the question was asked "How do they get the stuff into prison ?"

"Loads of ways, like in tennis balls bounced over the walls, they have all sorts of dodges. But the most common way of smuggling stuff into a womens prison is in the v@gin@s of female visitor".

So my family member innocently asks "what sort of stuff besides heroin ?".

Reply "The most unusual we have found is a travel iron".

Yes girls, its true apparently.

[Karl3]

well what can i say it must of been one of the girls ive been with




OOOOPPPPSSS hope the mrs does not see this as see maybe joining them for murder :muhaha:

[Ralliart_040]

Wonder how they spotted it ? Length of flex and a 13amp plug dangling down past her knees ?

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

The thought of the shite they smuggle in and the way they do it is beyond imagination :x :x :x

They are nothing but a bunch of feckin low lifes, to put young girls through it deserves a good smackin

Sorry but its one of the things I really can't stand

[Jabberwocky]

Originally Posted by Red Mitzi

Wonder how they spotted it ? Length of flex and a 13amp plug dangling down past her knees ?

you have to ask why they needed a travel iron so badly

[Ralliart_040]

you have to ask why they needed a travel iron so badly

Planning a long journey ?

[Karl3]

Originally Posted by T1 RSE

The thought of the shite they smuggle in and the way they do it is beyond imagination :x :x :x

They are nothing but a bunch of feckin low lifes, to put young girls through it deserves a good smackin

Sorry but its one of the things I really can't stand

when you look at it from that point of veiw a totaly agree with you t..