Sorry for being a bit rude

[Tommo]

But does anyone else find it embarressing having to use a customers toilet for No. 2's. I do and try not to, but when push come to shove, or your touching cloth you got to and hope no one goes there for half an hour

:nuts:

Bored fella?

[Tuppy]

hell if you have to pinch one off then who cares what porcelain pony you have to ride

It's better than letting the first 2'' go cold.

[Tuppy]

Originally Posted by jibs

It's better than letting the first 2'' go cold.

[kurgen]

We were pumping out a flooded cellar a while back and my mate Bill (dirty stinky arse bill!!) needed to drop the kids off at the pool. So he snook upstairs and let go. Well the stink was horrendous!!!! I'm talking open grave stuff. Anyway the house holder came out and said " phew that's a nasty smell" I said quick as a flash. "yeah I think we must have disturbed something with the pump" When he went back to his dinner we all cracked up laughing. But I would never have left a stink like that.... He even said he'd had to brush the sides down as it was a flock of starlings.....
dave :muhaha:

Originally Posted by kurgen

We were pumping out a flooded cellar a while back and my mate Bill (dirty stinky arse bill!!) needed to drop the kids off at the pool. So he snook upstairs and let go. Well the stink was horrendous!!!! I'm talking open grave stuff. Anyway the house holder came out and said " phew that's a nasty smell" I said quick as a flash. "yeah I think we must have disturbed something with the pump" When he went back to his dinner we all cracked up laughing. But I would never have left a stink like that.... He even said he'd had to brush the sides down as it was a flock of starlings.....
dave :muhaha:

[E3GSR]

@ Kurgen

A bit like a parie dog was it Tom. Popping it's head in and out.

I know what you mean though there is nothing quite like having a number 2 at home.

T

[strangley brown]

when your working on the road going for a waz is easy up the side of the van
you can normaly garentee someone gonna walk round to corner with there kids
in mid flow
but when you gotta chop of a loaf you'll go any where
1 book makers
2 petrol stations(get used a lot the seats normaly warm)
3 supermarkets(normaly the dirtiest)
if its realy desprate the side of the van
with some road sighs round you(remember to keep the trousers clear)

[Tommo]

Originally Posted by kurgen

We were pumping out a flooded cellar a while back and my mate Bill (dirty stinky arse bill!!) needed to drop the kids off at the pool. So he snook upstairs and let go. Well the stink was horrendous!!!! I'm talking open grave stuff. Anyway the house holder came out and said " phew that's a nasty smell" I said quick as a flash. "yeah I think we must have disturbed something with the pump" When he went back to his dinner we all cracked up laughing. But I would never have left a stink like that.... He even said he'd had to brush the sides down as it was a flock of starlings.....
dave :muhaha:

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