Caption competition time

3 pics, lets see what you guys can come up with!!!

[Tuppy]

first one

if i pretend im tired maybe they will fook off and i can surf for porn on my strategically placed laptop



second one

fook me them frankfurters were spicy i think i have touched cloth


third one


fook me being away with these fools has turned me to drink :muhaha:

I've got " If you point that thing at me one more time I'm gonna pop a Bitburger in yo a$$"

"Bazzas one fast driver, though I've sh*t myself"

and

"this drinking lark issssssnnnnnt schloooooooow bad"

[j30l]

1st one: oy nah den im tryna ave a wank ere!
2nd one: i shouldhave never gone in the ring taxi!!!!!! :shock:
3rd one: theis germans dont know their wine from their water!

[Tuppy]

second one



perhaps bum fun is not for me whoosh lied when he said one size fits all :muhaha:

Originally Posted by tuppy

second one



perhaps bum fun is not for me whoosh lied when he said one size fits all :muhaha:

[Jabberwocky]

1st

Er Room service I think you got confused when I ordered a frankfurter

2nd

I knew that having cod liver oil was a mistake

3rd

Hmm Codliver oil

1st " 2 at once :-) yes i am a legend "

2nd " hehe if only people knew what i have been up to with that german bird in the bush"

3rd " who put this in my hand ??? :shock: mm looks tasty "

[kittens]

Bec that 2nd pic is me after i had fell and had jimbo and dicky pick me up ops:

m xxx