14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

[Tommo]

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Nice one

[Bunny]

How much work would actually get done though??

[kittens]

nice one :muhaha:

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:muhaha:

[Briggsy]

[RSE MOTORSPORT]

sounds good to me :muhaha:

Maybe thats why there are 2 cases of beer at the unit :muhaha:

[Jabberwocky]

sounds good I think I get paid in pints anyway

[shepster]

mmmm beer tokens :-)

[madmaxxx6]

hahah, yeh thats a classic, i got that as an email from someone years ago. still very funny.