FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM

[kat]

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.






And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….






I’m not overweight!!

I’m not fat!!

I’m smart!!

VERY smart!!






FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..






Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description.

Don’t return it to me though; I’ve already received it and I know I’m great. But lets not forget the following…..:






Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention

of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for

Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big

piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other,

With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling …..

BOY, What a Ride!!!!!!






YES SIR!!
WE ARE PERFECT ….

Because:

-We don’t go bald.

-We have an international day, and a national day too.

-We can use pink as well as blue.






We always know our kids are ours.

-We have priority in a shipwreck.


-We don’t pay the bill.






We’re the first hostages to go free.

-If we are cheated on,

we’re the victims .


-If we cheat, the men are

The ones with the horns.






We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals.

-We can pay attention to several things at a time.








-The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President?






If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers;

If a man decides to do a woman’s job, he’a a fag.






AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does,

AND WEARING HEELS…!!!






Send this to all of the perfect women you know

And to all men you believe are capable of acknowledging it...

[UKV]

They're good ones!!

[davies429]

[smogger]

"We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS…!!!"

O so true! You would not believe how many times I have surprised the other gender, popping out my car with 4" boot heels on, and then they wonder why they got beat.

[boostkingnee]

goog one there kat

[Addison]

Very cute and also very true. I have yet to meet a man who could multi-task 6 different projects all while trying to keep the kids from killing each other and dinner from burning! Women Rock!

[chickonwheels]

Way to go! Wooo-hooo! :woohoo:

Women's lib is alive. Long live the female race. lol :-)

That was a good catch. I would want to make a blog post about that one.

[harry007]

Nice to see some females on here....any pics lol?..