Fookin to55ers!!!

[user904]

On my way back from a Hospital appointment and I see three, yes three police cars parked at the side of the road. I check my road angel and I am under the limit, I have my seatbelt on and everything on my car seems ok.

So imagine my surprise when I see one of the coppers waving at me to pull over. So, I pull over and wind down my window and the first thing he says to me is "This may come as a surprise to you but I have pulled you over because of the kind of car you drive...." I get out of my car and ask him what he exactly meant by that and he ignores me. He then goes over my car with a fine tooth comb and picks it to peices and finds the following:

Illegal number plates. Spacing fine but I have a Mitsi badge on one side of it so its illegal.

Tyres on the limit.

Is my exhaust legal? Is it E Marked? Sorry officer but you seem to be a tw4t?

So, end result...........a VDO Arrest for my number plate so have to go and buy some standard plates to stick over my current ones just for the MOT chap and then to keep in my car for future use and a producer

I thought I would take this opportunity to a) antagonise the pr1ck and b) make myself feel better so I asked him if he had any details on the illegal immigrant who smashed my car up in August and then proceeded to run off? He replied that he wouldn't have any details on that so I said well you seem really quick to pull me over for nothing but can't seem to help me with an illegal who smashed my car up? He asked me if I wanted him to take it further and really go to town on my car so I said if you can find anything else wrong with my car then feel free.........

At this point he walked away and I drove off. Its great to know my tax monies are being spent wisely.........

Sounds about par for the course these days Benny :twisted:

W4nkers :x

[user941]

The legitimate car owner is the easy target, toxxers should put more effort into real crime.
Benny dont worry in the morning you will be OK he will still be a twxt


Liam

[user1912]

Sorry to hear that mate. It seems that, you too were the victim of some jumped up tw@t with nothing better to do (try catching criminals )
I was pulled over for, well im not sure what exactly recently by an un-marked car on a desserted by-pass. He clocked me at 75 in a 60 limit which i admitted. Any policeman with a brain and any sense wouldve just issued me with a fixed penalty (or just a stiff warning) and sent me on my way. But no, this one started banging on about me "driving like an idiot" when i asked him what he meant he said "not indicating at roundabouts" (boll0cks as i always indicate at roundabouts even when there is no traffic around as there was on this occassion and "pulling away" ...yep "pulling away" what a total c0cksucker!!
What really got my back up was that he was on about putting me on a "national computer" that meant "if you or any of your mates get caught driving like that in that or any other car we will seize it " He seemed to be applying one of those knee-jerk laws that give coppers too many rights pushed through parliament to tackle the problem of boy racers doing burnouts and playing music too loud late at night to me :anger1:

To me its simple. The Police are PUBLIC SERVANTS paid for by the taxpayer (i.e. I pay this chumps wages!! ) I broke the law (speeding) so he shouldve just dealt with that and be done with it. I couldnt give a flying f*ck what his clueless opinion is or that he has a small c0ck or that he is still a Cunstable even though he was well into his 40's!

Doesnt suprise me to be honest, most are a complete waste of taxes.


I just had 6 points for doing around 100mph

Funny thing is this was in complete darkness and the 2 cops gauged my speed from 1/2mile away with no equipment

No proof, just the coppers word(2 of)


Thing is i was at least doing 150, just shows they know shit.

Just like to point out I lied about me doing 150.



































never know who is on these forums

[evo mattvi]

Another great use our tax money :???:

[evomeadsy]

This police must be catching on cos this sat just gone i was travelling down the m5 to pick my evo up from the garage in the crappy escort they lent me as a courtesy car i got caught doin 103.19 mph jus to be exact. Fair enough i was slightly exceeding the speed limits (also if any one has any ideas or experience in how to avoid getting banned from this it would be much appreciated) but it was half 8 on a sataday morning and the motorway was completely empty but to top it off the tossifer said he only came after me because he had been parked on the side of the motorway for nearly 2 hours and he was bored what a :deepthroat:

[kurgen]

FECKIN FACISTS!!!!!!
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