Is the Impreza the new Chav car?

[user1358]

Over the last week or so since i've had the Evo, i've noticed that Imprezas are become the new Chav car. Everyone i see driving them wears a cap and a tracksuit.

The one i saw today was in Canary Yellow and it was stinking. He had painted his bonnet black (quite badly) to make it look like a carbon fibre hood, he'd replaced the word Subaru on the boot with Scooby-Doo and his gold clad Chavette was in the passenger seat sneering at every other road user. I had to laugh coz when he pulled up at the lights next to me on the dual carriageway, he was revving his engine and the two of them were staring at me, laughing, as if i had no chance of beating him in a race.

However, as the dual carriageway was empty and the conditions were sunny and dry, i thought i'd see if i could teach him a lesson. (Normally i'd rather go to the track to race but he needed the toothless smile of his wiped off). So i motioned to him that the bridge up ahead was about a mile away and the first one there was the winner.

He agreed and the two of them were almost wetting themselves with excitement. As the light turned green i floored it and by the time i'd got into fourth gear he looked like an emoticon he was that far behind, and by the time i reached the bridge he was no-where to be seen.

I slowed back down to 60 and a minute later he roared past me with his Chavette screaming obsenities at him for losing.

I just smiled and lit up a fag.

Edo :muhaha:

[bigred]

nice one mate you have made my day

[user1358]

Your welcome mate!

[user941]

exellent needed to be done.

Liam

[user591]

evos are chavs cars all of them from evo1 to evo8


:shock:








the one that is not is mine as chavs dont have 48k


right i will get down on the floor now who wants to kick me first

[Bjorn]

Its a sad fact

Scoobs and early evos are becoming affordable to the 'chav' community - it was only time - especially the Scoob Turbo (UK model) with cheaper insurance than the jap equivalent its gonna be ideal for the younger chavs

[bigred]

Jason you nutter

we all know you love the Tommi Mak best rey:

You're right Ian!!!! And that chav Jase sold his for one with a little more Ripspeed crap bolted on to it! :shock:


Edo nice one mate, made my day

[user515]

Originally Posted by fq400duran

evos are chavs cars all of them from evo1 to evo8


:shock:

the one that is not is mine as chavs dont have 48k


right i will get down on the floor now who wants to kick me first

I'll go first Jase. :jogging:

I once saw a red TME that was all stickered up, it even had clear rearlights. Proper Chav driving it too... :muhaha:

It's not the car, it's the occupent that makes the difference...

There, how's that mate?

[user1358]

Your all welcome guys.

My sister just came in from work and aparently word has spread like wildfire about the race coz aparently he was 'The Daddy' in and around where i live.

Fame at last!

Edo