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"A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when,
during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he
doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could
easily rupture".

Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman. In the
very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that
>a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh
my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness but he's with Bupa"