[roey]

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."


The boss says,
"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that."


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got
nice
house."